Aw, I got a review!

(and the feeling is VERY mutual, Jimmy)

From 2hotnsexy.com

December 28, 2009

Best BBW yet! - James Mcelroy

Wow is all I can say. I'm a huge boob and bbw lover, and she was probably the best professional BBW I've met to date. Her photos do not do her justice at all. I saw right away that she has a beautiful face and body and under her clothes her tits look smaller than they are. She had me wash up in the washroom and she hugged and kissed me when I emerged, and really got into the kissing. GrEAT KISSER... She actually showed me a little tongue swirl move to try on my wife's pussy lol.

So we kissed for a good time and she led me to her bedroom. She removed her bra and panties, let me smell them, and then undressed me. I was rock hard already just from the kissing. She kissed my neck, nipples (which I LOVE), stomach, face and then ligthly poushed me on the bed. She got on top of me, kissed me, and then moved down to my cock. I'm not even sure how she put the condom on as I didn't even notice. With her mouth I think. She started slowly with the oral, playing with my balls til they get tight and my cock was jmping, and then slowly teased the head before very slowly taking me in her mouth. and she was looking in my eyes the whole time, very hot, very good eye contact! And the smile! She seemed to really get into the oral and said she liked when I moaned and looked at her.

I asked her to lie down and she kept sucking for a minute and then lay down when I pulled her shoulders. Her nipples are very sensitive, hard, and her pussy opens when they're stimulated. She really got into the oral/daty, and she definitely came when I was eating her out and fingering her. (I think she did, or she's a phenomenal faker) She begged me to fuck her "with that beautiful twitching cock down there" and so I moved up and slid right inside. She told me she was tight, and as I am larger man, she did have a bit of pain taking me all in. I just went in slowly and after about 3 slow pumps she was moving her hips against me. She actually made me come right away which she said made her very happy.

I'd paid for an hour, and was done in about 30, and when I got up to get dressed, she pulled me back and said she "wasn't done with me yet" and asked if she could sit on my face. So I lay down and she sat on my face. She tasted and smelled good, almost like nothing. She rubbed herself against my face, which made me hard again, and again, she rolled on a condom and get down and sucked me, faster this time, and using her hand on the shaft. We did 69 for about 15 minutes, and then she hopped off and got on top of me. She bent down to kiss me and I slid into her again with no effort. She did wince in pain again slightly, but within a minute I was fully inside her and she was riding me slowly. I kept having to stop her and slow her down, and then I sat up on the edge of the bed and she wrapped her arms my back, started kissing me and bouncing up and down on my dick. I came fast again, and again she seemed delighted. After I came, she got off, got down, and continued to suck my cock. I asked her if she liked to taste herself and she just moaned.

I cleaned myself up, and as I was leaving, we made chit chat, she offered me some cookies and kissed me deeply again, still naked. She's quite well-read and smart, and very friendly.

Her incall spot was private, but not in a building which made me a bit nervous, though she mentioned that she was good at controlling her traffic. Her apartment was cozy, warm and clean, but definitely not upscale. Very modest, but I felt at home there, so it all worked out well.

I'm seeing her again tomorrow and my cock is already twitching in excitement!! Will definitely be seeing her regularly and I'd recommend her to any BBW lover.

She is however, VERY picky about bare contact. She won't allow any bare contact. I wanted some, but it does show that she is clean. And also, when I first contacted her, she seemed a bit impatient, and I almost didn't meet her because of it. She's amazing in person, so I'm glad i didn't let that dissuade me. And she did comment that alot of guys just call to "chat" and sometimes it's hard to tell who's legit.

Overall, a solid 10. Fantastic.

Wow. I am totally agog. Firstly, he is so quiet, I can't believe he wrote this. And just wow... I felt a bit awkward and clumsy with him, and this is the last thing I expected... I'm glowing right now, and oh my, I have an early day tomorrow.

Dating?

I should have known better. Men do not want to date me... fine. I'll just move on and keep getting paid.

Holiday Hours

I'm currently taking appointments for the holidays this week and next. I've had many requests, so the sooner you arrange something, the better chance you have of getting a booking. Sorry, no duos available for the holidays! BYOG (Bring Your Own Girl)

Availability:
Dec. 24 - 8am - Midnight (all evening and nighttime appts must be booked by 5pm)
Dec. 25 - 6am - noon (Must be booked Dec. 24th or earlier)
Dec. 26 - 30th - 8am - Midnight
Dec. 31 - 8am - 9pm (midnight bookings may be considered, but only for regulars and only for an exceptional gift)
Jan. 01 - 2pm - Midnight

$100+ HH

Haternation

It has been brought to my attention by a sweet and very sexy client that I am being bashed on terb, once again. I followed her link, and indeed I am. She was kind enough to write a nice review about me, which is great, but the problem is the people bashing me have clearly never met me, and are clearly not in to BBW, and they are very, very nasty and mean.

I just don't understand why some people feel the need to tear others apart, and get so cruel and hateful. I know I'm good at what I do, and I love it. I know I'm pretty, fun, and have a sexy attitude. I get alot of repeat clients, who are very, very happy to spend time with me, and money on me, because they know an encounter with me is worth it. Obviously if you want a swimsuit model, I am not for you. But if you don't like fat women, why is it necessary to hate them and try to discourage anyone else from seeing them? Why the FUCK should anyone care about who anyone else is sleeping with?

Bah. I've never even advertised on terb. Alot of the users are defending me, which is nice, but still. Even my client is being called a shill (new word, added to the vocab), although I guarantee she is very real (and totally memorable). Whatever. Seems to be populated by a few decent folks, and a whole lot of insecure misogynists.

So, any of my lovely clients out there who want to help me, feel free to write an honest review of me on terb, or anywhere. I know I shouldn't take these things personally, but it may affect my livelihood, and that I have to take seriously. But then, I also have to trust that people who may want to see me may be smart enough to see through the sheer hatred and jealousy (or whatever force propels such vitriol) on the part of the few who are bashing me.

I'm nice, funny, cool, sexy and honest and I really don't deserve this. People need to get a life of their own and stop worrying about what this fat, happy, beautiful whore is up to. If it affects you, laptop warrior, you'll know. Until then, leave me, and my happy customers, alone!

Bras

I'm heading out for a bra fitting. I may purchase one, I may not. The bras where I'm going range from $80 to possibly $200 (maybe more, I don't know). I'm scared. Scared to leave the store in tears, which is generally what happens when I go bra shopping (which, honestly, I never do. How have I managed all these years?). I feel weak, but it is so frustrating to have hundreds of dollars to spend on lingerie and not be able to find anything. I also want a corset at some point. But for me, these things are insanely expensive.

Oh well. I have a feeling this will go well. The lady I spoke to assured me that they have up to KK cups in stock. I'm positive I'm not that huge. I put myself at F or FF because the 2nd largest bra I've ever tried was an EEcup, and the largest was I cup. The I was a bit loose, and the EE was extremely tight. So... I don't know. Maybe I'm larger than FF and I can increase my size on my ads.

Wish me luck readers! I'm taking a budget of $140 with me. I may hold off, or I may come home with a new bra.

Open mindedness

I was asked a while ago on the phone to describe what I meant by "open-minded", as I claim to be that on my ad. "Well", I said awkwardly, "it means I'm not a conservative kind of person. That I am open to try new things"

Does that include Greek, I hear in response, once again, because, apparently, saying "NO ANAL" in my ads/blog is not enough. This is the fourth such inquiry in two days.

"Well" I say again, "that has nothing to do with open-mindedness. I'm just not into pain". Which, to be honest, is not totally true. I do enjoy spanking, and getting spanked if it's done correctly, and I did have that wicked orgasm once when I put clothespins on my labia and nipples. But that's another, hotter story.

When I say open minded, I mean open minded. I mean I don't see normal as "normal". I see society's normal as weird. Mortgages, marriage, kids, minivans, cable and flat screens all irk me to no end. Give me a pair of cuffs any day of the week and watch me invent a new game. I mean I like to bend and stomp on gender roles. I question everything, even when I am absolutely certain I know it all. I've done anal, I just don't like it. I give anal with a bitchin' strap-on. I am aware that everything we know in this life may be just one huge dream. The point is, I am open to the possibility of anything. But anal-obsession is so banal, you know?

I guess in my world the measure of one's open-mindedness isn't whether or not you're willing to take it up the butt. It's more about being in-tune with your sexuality and knowing what you want, but also being willing to push your boundaries and try new things (which, to me, does not include ass tearing. Been there, done that. NEXT). And what's with the obsession with anal these days anyways? Geeeez. I have a cunt as tight as a 10-year-old's. Granted, the caller has never sampled my cunt, but still. Is it just because people watch too much mainstream porn and think that rough, degrading, nasty sex is fun for me? (HINT: Those women are ACTING. Shocking, I know)

Either way, there are thousands of women out there who offer anal, at a much lower rate, so why are they bothering me, I have to wonder?

Waiting...

Waiting doesn't become me. Not exactly. I'm what some may call impatient. Impatient, others would think, is the understatement of the millennium. Either way, what I lack in patience I make up for in passione. But here I be, waiting for a conference call. *BOONG* Inbox pings. It will be another five to ten minutes, apparently.

I watched half of the Pervert's Guide to Cinema yesterday. Interesting. But I don't want to get into that now.

I'm just sitting here, questions, paper and pen ready, waiting for a call and thinking of sex. I've been like this since as long as I can remember. But I feel as though, contrary to last year's fears, I'm approaching some kind of peak, where I know with more certainty what I want and how to get it. Only my own fears hold me back.

And there's the call...

And the guide. I love Zizek